dance wookie, dance

Chewy

Way Out West – We Love Machine

We’d come together for the fifth time that week.  Practice makes perfect, Leonard had told us.  Shadow each others’ steps.  Make it happen.  Point your toes.  Clean lines, nothing gritty, all polish, elegance etc.   Leonard was a slave-driver, to be sure, a clued-in miscreant of a genius, always following the old religion of what dance could be — nay, needed to be — for any audience.   Dance was for a civilized age, he said, for a time and mindset of decorum and beauty.  Don’t be fooled, he’d say with a tight smirk, by irregularities in the beat of the music.  Search your feelings.

We took this photo on the sixth day, the day before I quit.  It was meant to bring us together as a team, but I’d already been having dreams about a new life.  I watched the stars and thought of Parsec-speed.  I thought of blasters.  I thought of all the adventures the galaxy had to offer.  I quit dance.

3 comments ↓

#1 people of the trees on 11.20.09 at 12:57 am

i believe this is the funniest thing i’ve ever read by geoff guenther. well done, sir.

i’ll be so bold as to say that this is a slice of comedic genius. there, i said it.

i like leonard.

also, i think that its “wookiee”

#2 Millsey on 11.20.09 at 3:56 pm

just couldn’t wait for life day, could you?

#3 TinieBop on 01.11.10 at 4:02 pm

I just read this again…still funny.

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